Well, verily, I sucketh at keeping a blog. Good thing I... don't really care that much.
Go now and watch R. Kelly's cinematic masterpiece, "Trapped in the Closet." It's lyrical simplicy ("Daaaaamn.") and absorbing plot invoke a mood reminiscent of--of--of. Piss it. It's so pathetic and creepy and awful that it's FANTASTIC. You cringe, and then remind yourself that it's R. Kelly, and then you don't feel bad about feeling bad about it.
Imagine if you sing your way through life, but not in a Broadway musical way. Like, "I woke up laaaaaate this morning/And jumped in the showeeeeeer!/ But it was cold!/So I had to wash my hair real faaaaaaast/and now my head looks like/it was attacked by a rabid duuuuuck." These are the stylings of R. Kelly. And this thing? It's five videos. Go watch now.
posted by Jo at 11/08/2005
2 Comments:
Oh Jo. There are times where I fear for your sanity. ;)
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Then I remember you lost it a while ago, and I feel better.
Miss ya bunches,
-Scott
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